There is literally no one who loves a Kirstenbosch summer concert more than me… Except maybe every single Woolies branch manager in the greater Cape Town area. And every dressed by Cape Union Mart Capetonian. That fucking amphitheatre is like a sugar free, dairy free, gluten free, lactose free, ice cream truck. White okes flock …
I grew up on Musicals… My babysitters were Jean Hagen (BEST EVER), Debbie Reynolds, Julie Andrews et al. And I can basically recite every single Musical in our VHS collection. You might find this weird given my cynical, sardonic, and crusty exterior. I live to surprise… ****Jazz Hands**** So last night I thought I would …
The logic of avoiding Black Friday Madness by staying in and shopping online speaks volumes about human stupidity. 1. ‘I don’t want to go near malls today because they’ll be overrun by Black Friday Madness! Gross all those people. I hate crowds…’ 2. Such people go immediately to online shopping and get annoyed because sites are …
The curtain opens and I’m standing in the queue with my trolley filled with wine… mostly. Next thing I hear this… Sam-Sam: ‘Daddy daddy I want Kale Chips…’ EcoDad: ‘Sure my little man…’ I’m like Geez dad those things cost nearly 30 bucks… I was expecting an argument about how he can have some polony …