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Heartland

Heartland

For Steve Heartland- either it’s the heart of a place, or it’s a shop that sells Live Laugh Love paraphernalia and motivational posters with dolphins… “All of the dolphins, none of the endorphins”. While the latter sounds fun to mock, in this case, I’m talking about the true origin of the term. It turns out …

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Nature is Healing

Nature is Healing

National Lockdown: Day Ten Today I reached the 100K word mark. One hundred thousand words. In seven days Jaqui Hiltermann wrote more than her PhD thesis and she is smug as fuck. And exhausted, because I’m now allowed to use that banned word because I’ve fucking earned it. And sure the 100K is not exactly …

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Branding Exercise

Branding Exercise

For today’s lesson (OK, this is technically a repost of something I wrote back in 2017, which I have lovingly re-written) in awkward as fuck advertising I introduce Browns… I refer to Browns as the jewellery shop where you literally take it up the… moving on. It’s no secret I think diamonds are very pointless …

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